i just woke up in the hallway. not my hallway. i officially raise my hand to be DD next week.
please don't let me die tonight
what have you done for me lately?
we may have ended up at a gay bar on accident. we're gonna work this to get free drinks.
the sad thing is, im pretty sure she was serious about giving me head for my falafel
I could've eaten a live cat and wouldn't remember it today. That level of drunk.
I swear to god if he wasnt on the fourth floor balcony and I wasn't to drunk to climb I would kill him
In a strange taxi 3059. Battery dying I'm dying. Bye.
It was the night of "what the fuck have you done with my daughter and where is she" texts from mom...
And suddenly....Tubas. Tubas everywhere.
Dude. I've been high for so many hours now that I'm just accepting this as my new reality.
this place is dumb. no one understands my Sunday morning alcoholism here.
The zoom feature on snap chat videos is the worst thing to ever happen to sexting
Molly I still can't believe u puked in that guys hands and still got laid
I walked past his mum on the way out and she offered me toast in a napkin "for my travels". Being home from uni is weird.
Come get me...at gazebo by side entrance....im passed out in a bush...this is a Bar A bouncer texting for your buddy
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