kristin has been a bad kristin
he's afraid if he sleeps with me i'll go all lavender brown on him
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
he said i was the most charming throwing up drunk person hes ever taken care of. so of course i had sex with him.
All you kept saying was "my dick ALWAYS causes problems".
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
the caf people were giving us weird looks and she yelled ITS A LIFE STYLE
And when he pulled me off the bathroom floor, he just looked at the cat litter stuck to my chin and said "oh sweetie" and shook his head. I think my dad's officially given up hope.
You screamed "she never feeds them anyway" and threw the fish tank off the 3rd floor balcony. Don't park on our side of the building.
It's like a new game! Find out if he's circumcised without actually seeing it
Seriously? You DON'T remember putting all those Swedish fish in the waffle iron b/c you wanted "One big Swedish fish?" That waffle iron was a wedding gift.
You insisted that your middle name was "velociraptor" for 20 minutes and every time someone said something you tried to relate it to velociraptors. That kind of drunk.
Why do we always have to be the people who get blamed for animal intoxication incidents?
Will exercising make me less horny?
I just wanna go home jackoff, eat chicken fingers, drink beer, play halo and go to bed. I'm sick of this shitty school, the shitty kids and having to fucking teach them.
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