Her body is shaped like a coke bottle...a two liter coke bottle
I hope to God it wasnt poon. That odor was unnatural, it was satanic pussy.
I woke up with semen in my invisalign. My molars were just marinating in it
is it wrong that i plan on stealing a few pipecleaners from my preschool classroom to clean my bowl?
Packed at 6 am completely wasted. Damage assessment: 12 pairs of socks (no underwear), a flashlight, 3 shorts, shot glass, 8 sweaters, puff paint, one sneaker.
It's been over a month and I still can't find the bra I wore out on new years eve.
You compared your dick to a twizzler. In no way, shape, or form is that a turn on.
I found his backpack for the weekend. All it had was ping pong balls, mardi gras beads, and Tums.
I guess wearing a straight up bikini to class is an early indication that Thirsty Thursday has started.
How the hell did he get a boner in that type of situation?
my roommate is sobbing and looking at photos of elephants. i'm so confused.
I FINALLY HAVE A REASON TO DYE MY PUBES BLUE!!!
She stopped laughing and kind of stared at the wall for a while. Then she did 3 somersaults and said she saw jesus. This weed is fucking fantastic.
Woke her up in the middle of the night with the smell from a fart. So proud of my colon.
Did you drink ALL that 151??
No. We drank all the jaeger... Then used the 151 to start the fire. We're also out of paper towels... And your hairspray is flammable.
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