I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
so I smoked with the leasing agent of the apartment complex. Of corse I am going to take this one
My sister got her picture in the pub crawl section of the paper today and my dad said to me "why can't you be more like her?"
I feel like wearing underwear would just be poor planning
Can we end it on a good note at least? Can we fuck and then never talk again?
Get dressed, I have 50$ and you need a new beer pong table since we threw yours off the 8th floor last night.
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
Lets just say that a certain piercing set off certain alarms when I went thru the airport detector/scanner thingie. David was high fived like 12 times.
I would really just like to get laid somewhere that's not on a bathroom floor at this point in my life
I wanted sex but got Ace Ventura: Pet Detective, instead. Then I had to drive 30 minutes home wet. Worst booty call, ever.
Yeah I'm at the doctors getting a shotand don't know how to tell them I'm still probably drunk from last night
I got drunk and slept with the guy who looks like Jesus.
Typical.
He was 6'8" - I shit you not! He sat up in my bed and the ceiling fan got him right in the forehead.
I’m doing some soul searching to figure out how much of a slut I’m going to be the rest of the summer.
She got a boob job, dumped her husband, became a stripper, got a DUI in her Porsche and is now dating her lawyer
I’m making her my life coach if med school doesn’t work out
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