Dude, I'm so high in the forest and I think I'm in a bear den.
i was high and broke so i stole a roast chicken and a 40 inch sheet cake from wegmans and ate in a bathroom stall.
Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
just passed a tour group on my way home. the guide actually said: 'and THAT kids is whats known as the walk of shame'
since i spend so many of my nights sleeping on the bathroom floor i think im going to remove all toiletries from under my sink and replace them with a pillow and blanket.
Met the five year old's gym teacher for next year. He is an old drinking buddy and I used to fuck his older brother. It was like a walk of shame 20 years late.
He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
I haven't had nearly enough lesbian experiences to fully commit to this relationship.
yeah a little bit of me felt bad about it. But the rest of me was having sex with him.
I'm sorry. But when a stripper driving a Bentley tells me I have potential..... I gotta at least listen to her proposal. God did not mean for me to waste these tits on law school.
I definitely made out with a high school student last night while his sister and my brother were in the same room. I think we're all traumatized by the situation.
Time for jim to play the "dont seriously consider pooping in the trash" game
Ugh I can't even look at alcohol this weekend, my body needs to heal.
I'm so excited you texted me but I'm way to high to process it
Just to let you know we went to the circus yesterday...in case you didn't remember
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