I know you are passed out now but when you wake up in the morning your keys are in the freezer and your probly gunna want to apologize to your gf...
i just want to meat her and do terribly wonderful things to her vagina...
discovery: the myth about swedish girls giving good head? not a myth.
Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
she asked if mt Rushmore was natural or man made
I just found out that the liquid capacity of my breasts is 700ml each. I should not be left alone at home when drunk.
We had a deepthroating contest with breadsticks at Olive Garden
He wanted to drink hypnotic from my butt crack. I need to move out this state.
The cop actually kicked the bitches out of the cab so we could get ours. I flipped them all off as the door was shutting. That drunk.
Well, you've continued the theme of living with people who's dicks I've sucked.
In my drunk state I was like I ONLY HAD SEX WITH SOMEONE ELSE BECAUSE HE WAS THE HOTTEST GUY IVE EVER EVEN SEEN
The only thing left on my Bucket List is getting fingered at an aquarium.
I don't care if his family has ties to the mafia, you go over there, ride his dick until it breaks off, put his dick back on, and keep on riding. Lather, rinse, repeat.
Thanks for the support, sis.
How did you end up breaking into that laundromat at 3am? I saw the snapchat but like..... How?
Hot or not, she’s from Boston. It’s hard to nut when she sounds like Mark Wahlberg
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