This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
there was a guy who was being paid to stand outside of Abercrombie without a shirt on... normally i would be okay with this but he was 40...
Girl next to me just ralphed in a bag. Congrats class of 2010
the weed was in a baggy that had little penguins on it. i am so excited you have no idea
Yeah. I realized I have a weakness for drugs and I need to move somewhere where I don't know how to find them.
They ran out of ice at the party, so I fixed my drink with frozen broccoli....the show must go on!
I'm sorry but I require more work than your hamster. I need food, a minimum of 5 pillows, and I need to be played with daily.
Neither of us have work tomorrow and we live w/n walking distance. This is your official Sandy booty call. Come rock me like a hurricane.
OH GOD NOT SANTA BABY. NO NO NO. YOU'RE LIKE 85. OMG MULTIPLE WOMEN. NO NO NO STAHP.
I actually have to watch Breaking Bad to make me feel better about my choices last night.
i want to live in a society where a 20 year old can wear pigtails and not get them called handlebars, because i look fucking adorable in them.
If we can put a man on the moon, I'm sure we can turn a pringles can into a bong.
It's Breast Cancer Awareness Month!!!! What random hook up should check my tata's this year?!?!
I mean when you laced a shot with $200 worth of cocaine I could see why you'd be mad when somebody drops it
we're tipping the strippers with chocolate coins.
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