problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
I wish that one Sunday morning I could wake up feeling like I have my life together.
afterward, he apologized, hugged me, and then gave me a granola bar and said “this is my apology gift.”
I just banged your sister. Thats what you get for takibg my lunch money in 2 grade, boom, boom fiyyaa powaa
My brain is foggy with friends reruns and him licking hummus off my tits.
i was staring at her drunk thinking "shes at least a four"
Your roommate is pacing with a pen in his mouth flapping like a duck. That brownie got me fucked but not enough to understand this. Come back!
He does that
Guy, there will be accountabilities this weekend that you will need to respond to, or else.
I went from naked with lasts nights hookup to Ihop in 6 minutes flat
I think that's a new house record
Someone younger than me just got married. Send help and vodka
There's a Taco Bell quesadilla in my shower caddy right now.
You tried paying your tab with the coaster
She's blowing me while I'm watching air jaws. I love shark week.
On a brighter more disgusting note...... I think I just shart myself but I'm too afraid to find out.
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