no, I didn't make it. Instead, i watched VH1 for... 13 hours? I use the question mark because I was using Flavor Flav's clocks to tell time after the first 3 hours.
you know what its like when everyone is chanting "do it, do it"...still friends?
You know you're hung over when your pose in art class is lying face down on the platform
That chick needs a catscan. And fuck it, we're still ordering in a stripper
Been home for 3 days and already spiked coffee with Kahlua. Only 106 till we go back to school
uh, 3 redbulls and 400mg of caffeine pills and i still feel like life is in slowmotion..lets not take tranquilizers again.
Sweet and genuine is kinda lame. I'm more of a bust all over your face and hair kinda guy.
Uhm the hair is off limits bro, conditioner can only go so far.
Bro? You just made it a target.
When I said to shut up, I meant it. I'm sorry you have a bald spot now, but it was necessary.
Dude made his own urinal by punching a hole in the wall and pissing in it rather than waiting in line. That is the stuff of legends.
The 12 year old son winked and made eyes at me while his father fed me vodka gummy bears. Gameday yo
I didn't think four grown drunk men could cuddle on a twin size bed, but we found a way.
What good is being a girl if you can't terrorize boys with pregnancy scares??
It took me longer to jump start my car and get to his house than the fucking actually took.....
i feel like doing his laundry was not included in the job description when we became fuck buddies.
Just got an x-ray done of my hip and you can clearly see the outline of my penis in it. When the doctor saw it she said "wow I haven't seen one that big on an x-ray before." Pretty sure the doc and the nurses are going to be talking about me on their lunch break.
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