can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
You know you are bi when you flip between the NFL Network and LOGO.
We watched 'the mighty ducks' last night and took shots every time someone quacked. I woke up this morning wearing a nothing but a hockey jersey laying next to him on the floor. He was wearing a goalie mask. I really wish I knew what happened.
Man the liquor store just wrong numbered me, its a sign even god wants me to drink
He's 11. You dont draw dicks on 11 year olds, i dont care if he ate your lasagna
It's a 2 hour train ride a 7 in the morning, of course we're bringing alcohol
He wasn't eating out, he was performing a hysterectomy without a license....should I be worried about my future family?
Her eyebrows were plucked so thin that she had to have gonorrhea. Clean girls just don't pluck that way
I just want to have normal problems like what kind of puppy to get, or should I pay a hooker to fuck Scott, or even a dilemma about fucking Twizzlers. I don't know.
Hi this is the guy from the cell phone store. Your Dad just upgraded your phone as a surprise. I didn't tell him about your topless pics on your phone. I transfered them to new phone. Nice rack!
Just say the word and u can be elbow deep in this glorious rack
This is why I love you...
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
Sharknado 3 is going to bring us to alcoghol poisonign
My husband just came over to kiss me and said, "careful, I got a block of cream cheese in my pocket"
I got so drunk last night that I was drunk in my dream. Good night
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