I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
It's summer and yet I still can't have one library session w/o seeing someone who has had their penis in me.
i totally just wrapped her wedding gift in tin foil. These are the skills 2 bachelor's degrees have given me.
I thought making out with his sister would be a great way of meeting him. But it backfired.
i just shaved my vag. i figure it gave me about ten more minutes to drink tomorrow.
You can drink as much as you want but it's not gunna make her forehead any smaller
I was hoping it might at least fix her teeth
He's worked out some sort of arangment where all three of them are dating each other and they've all moved into an apt. with two king beds pushed together
A true beacon of hope in these dark times
We ended up debating which Food Network host would do best in porn.
As its breast cancer awareness month, I'm going to do my part by making everyone aware of my breasts
You kept sacrificing me last night. You would just yell out "Virgin Sacrifice!!" and then throw me into a circle of men.
Still pimpin that dick in the cornfields. Now it's just transferred to the local bar.
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
Nothing more awkward that being butt ass naked in a guys bed and his ex wife shows up with his kid....
I can always count on you to keep my boobs honest
There's so many drinking games in the Olympics.
you missed out this chick was licking her paddle
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