Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
Can you really blame Steve Phillips? He went to Michigan. Plowing fat girls is a 100-level course there.
Dude. She told me she felt bad for not giving me more blojobs. HOW COULD THAT HAVE GONE BETTER?
I started to trust fall random people on the dance floor
I feel like I owe it to them to wear pants.
3 a.m. laundry plus 100 proof peppermint schnapps does not turn out well. Not only is there a puddle of detergent outside the laundry room that I spilled, but my clothes were found in the dryer wit a box of Franzia and a 40. Good thing I was too drunk to turn it on.
No, she isn't nearly as crazy as the girl who wanted to wear a vial of my semen as a necklace.
my dad just paid them in porn...i no longer feel guilty for getting hammered and not helping
She acts like a 3 year old but with fantastic tits. This girl is the reason women are objectified
Most girls get hit on with a $7.00 drink. You get hit on with a $750K plane.
He could only go twice. I need a guy with more stamina and is less married
I haven't had an orgasm since 2014. So you cam see why I'm having a bad year.
Well, that's not my fault. I make decisions all the time when I'm drunk.
woke up, covered in gummy bears, with a note that said "the gummy army won"
Nah, we’re just sitting around talking about different kinds of boners
Randomize
