When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
you went around and groping mens pants to see "which was worthy" of you to go home with.
Want to come to my BBQ and Blow party?
fuck that im pissed. when I come back im ripping forskin off.
Apparently senior citizens don't like that position
I just want to apologize for screaming when I saw you the other day. It's just that you looked really gross and I was high.
My cousin had a baby so we have to look at it. Apparently the event is byob
just gave another girl i passed on the walk of shame a high five
He just texted me asking if I remember pinching his eyelid shut with my eyelash curler.
I mean, I gave him a hand job on the Pearl Harbor tour bus; I don't know what the fuck else he wants out of this "relationship"
Will give head in exchange for a Netflix password. Serious inquiries only please.
Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat dat dat dat dat ~uterus contraction~
He sent me a picture of a gas station condom and said "we probably shouldn't use this but if I was to impregnate someone on accident I'd want it to be you"
And that is why I love you so much. You have the same cold black heart as me.
I think she lost me at about the point where the words “Ice Cream Enema” were spoken.
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