What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
He kept yelling "osteoporosis" and threw milk at her because she broke her arm.
I have vodka an food stamps. At some point today, that will undoubtedly turn into jello shots.
slut bingo starts in ten minutes ...
Haha jealous. If I could remember my dreams I'm pretty sure they would constantly be about being drunk in foreign countries
Its a little weird going to a wedding where I've screwed the bride and my wife has screwed the groom. Great wedding though.
Licking pop rocks off a stranger's washboard abs and kissing strangers young enough to be my kid. Yeah, it was THAT kind of party last night
there's cocaine on the ipad again........... was your sister here last night?
The hardest part about being a child of divorce is when you're at your dad's house but your condoms are at your mom's house.
if becoming an adult is chugging a bottle of wine in your bed and crying about your stresses while your dog watches you, sign me up
Also my face is like def lowkey made of silly putty
Within the first 2 minutes of this morning, I found out the Lions lost on last play, and Scott Weiland died. I wont be in today.
Being forward is somethimes a problems. Like in sexual deity Kong.
I think you’re losing coherence.
I am
OHMYGOD YOU REALLY THINK I'D BE ON OPRAH?!
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