Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
Lady next to me is getting american flags airburshed on her nails. god bless the ghetto.
So we went to home depot to buy supplies to build a beer bong but ended up buying an office water cooler that were going to put vodka in
the only thing coherent you said from what i saw of you is when you were throwing up, i asked if you were done and you just "uh huh you know what it is"
He kept waking up periodically throughtout the night to bit my ear and pass back out.
He came up and told us to watch as he chugged his beer with no hands. Then asked if he could come drunk swimming with us.
Her hair goes down to her lower back and nobody was there to held it back for her. She looked like chewbacca dipped in vomit.
I'm glad we are bonding over both contracting clamidya. Winners.
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I don't want to die alone with cake watching shows about cake
I danced on the street to dubstep on a boombox for an hour with a lesbian single mother.
That sad moment when you flush your Molly down the toilet at the airport & watch your vacation slowly end..
i was so high i thought the horse on my poster was running
Do you think I need to report to HR that the intern and I had butt sex?
Don't let me pee the bed... Its going to be one of those weekends
The last thing I remember is trying to chug the rest of the everclear, running through a fence, and laying down in the snow. I hurt.
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