so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
And then she started grabbing onto random guys legs, asking their names, and if they wanted to be friends... Haha, I love when the girls my ex's are dating are total drunken whores.
her facebook's as public as her vagina
She is a fish and this place is a barrel. I can play this game.
Dudeeeee, i ordered strippers for my party.
I ordered a moonbounce.
Fuck, you win.
Yeah I tried to leave with 3 drinks and the bouncer wouldn't let me, I slammed all 3 right in front of him and football spiked them in the trash can
If someone would have told me in preschool that I was going to do him I would have said no
My clit ring got caught in his beard. Never. Again.
You flooded my bathroom while trying to construct a hot tub. All three of you were completely naked.
I wish you could take over my body and feel what my nipple feels like right now
Everything smells like vodka and bologna. WHAT DID YOU DO?
I don't know but this 12 year old kid is soaking up all of our bad morals like a super tampon on the second day of my period
I swear to god if you eat that last piece of pie while I'm gone I will never speak to you again. I'm so serious.
Well just saw that professor I hooked up with on campus and I look like a dumpster baby
if I dont text you back in 10min assume i am in fact still dizzy and injured myself in the shower. and call an ambulance. thanx.
Randomize
