so I found out that he is the older brother of a friend of mine from high school
awkward
no it got awkward about 40mins later when he invited me to stay the night...with him and his girlfriend.
the new apple iphone has a feature that can find itself if you lose it, apple is getting closer to making a phone completely drunkproof...
Seriously, it was like sucking my thumb.. and im not even saying that to be spiteful b/c he is a really nice guy.
I wish the iPhone would register texts from 11:59 as "Last Year" instead of "Yesterday."
I just want a box on franzia all to myself. Just me, my wine, my tears, & my self loathing.
maddie and i have invented a community puke bowl. explanation later
I think it may of been me pulling down my pants is why she walked away.
Dude. Yeah. This is a game changer. I feel dirty and possibly pregnant and it hasn't happened yet.
We went to Denny's and he threatened to fight an entire high school track team by himself
Dude that chick had a dog in her car. Like when she goes bar hoping so does roofus. He gaurds the car.
My boobs keep hanging out of this shirt. I think thats the style I'm going for tonight
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
One time she showed me her pierced nipples in our high school locker room and now she has a daughter
There's nothing wrong with using cocaine to keep my heart rate up in my fitness class.
Just realized that I indirectly pay for sex through my cable bill
Wow. He is an expensive lay
I still have to figure out the cost per lay. It could be a financially sound investment
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