So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
The midget we rented got so drunk last night he got carted off in an ambulance
i came out of the bathroom and he had christmas lights wrapped up his leg, around his boner, and down the other side
I booked us a cruise for November. Lose 20 pounds and don't cheat on me before then.
He put used condom on the handle of the plunger in the bathroom.
Suuuuuuper drunk and just sang fuck her gently to the chiminea. I'm in bad shape.
Ripped as fuck driving to get a portrait of my cat tattooed on my arm
I may have to steal the boat sober, but I feel that would be harder to explain.
While looking for socks, I found my mothers sex toy box. Dear god I finally understand where my kinkiness comes from.
WHY IS HE GONE WHEN I ACTUALLY HAVE THE AMOUT OF ESTROGEN TO HUMP A SQUIRREL?!?!
All I remember is a very aggressive two-stepper who inadvertently made me give myself a black eye with my own beer
When I was sick she came over with Call of Duty, animal crackers and a handjob. Honor says I can't dump her until Easter
I'm actually pretty sure the amount of alcohol I drank last night erased memories from other times in my life.
I may have just got motorboated by a male stripper who told me I should be a porn star and not a vet student.
What am I supposed to say? "Oh hey, I can't go out with you tonight because I can't picture myself sleeping with you and I was high and just trying to be nice when I said yes"?
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