dude i woke up to 20 missed calls from you, 3 from a blocked number and had 13 voicemails that all said "send me a picture of your tits."
so im guessing thats a no.....
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
It's a big world.....someone has to fuck it.
It got to the point that I had to make flashcards with their name on the front and dick pics on the back.
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
God he's so convenient, drugs, an parties all in one person. He's like the Walmart of delinquency.
well it got awkwardly quiet so i looked up, slapped his stomach, said "youre the best!" while pointing at him, and went right back to sucking his dick.
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
They've already turned me into the Dean of Students once because they felt 'unsafe' because I came home hammered and asked one of them to make me a grilled cheese sandwich. Like, I just ASKED!
REWARD BLOWJOB!! STAY RIGHT WHERE YOU ARE I'LL BE THERE IN FIVE MINUTES.
Brought some lesbians back to the light side of the force
I fucking hate humanity. I met a twenty three year old adult with an aol email account today. I'm not sure how those things are related, but I'm sure they are.
THERE IS A MAN IN THE BATHROOM IN COLONIAL GARB GET HERE
Dad is celebrating turning 45 by being drunk in a department store before two o'clock.
after last night, ive never not wanted to live so much in my life.
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