Let's make love on the newspapers that declare financial doomsday
Gotta love hanging with Nat. By the time guys realize she isnt going home with them, they've spent enough money and time to think I'm a good idea.
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
I just had a dream that I was pulling you around downtown on a sled, from bar to bar. Dear lord if we start that there's no hope for us
You have dresses for different occasions. I need different men's dicks too. It's logic.
I swear to God, if you drunkenly correct my grammar one more time, I'm cutting you off.
You don't have anything to lose--we've established that he's not going to murder you and he smells good.
In other news my cocaine dealer got arrested for heaving some kid out of a fourth story window.
Try to make ecstasy cheese. Capitalize on the molly and greek yogurt trends. MARKETING
she's a nursing student, i didn't think vomit would freak her out so much
you puked ON HER
Of course it may just be the context. A dish of dog food would look lovely next to your breasts.
sexting while watching Peter Pan the Musical! something just doesn't seem right here
the only things my left hand does: catch/hold things and masturbation.
Do not, I repeat, DO NOT uncuff him no matter how much he begs. He knows what he did.
Hey can you send me a pic of your breast with a peace sign in the photo? I'm trying to win a scavenger hunt contest. Thanks so much
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