Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
I may or may not have slept in someones apt on your street because they told me I was fun sized like a mini snickers
If you're ever in Seattle we should Fuck. Or get coffee, whatever.
Tonight i am praying for god to turn my pussy into apple pie because i cant count the number of times bruce chooses food over sex.
Too tired to do the dishes so I made mac and cheese in a teapot. There's still some left if you want some...
I'm gonna need a helmet and adult supervision by 9...
We made it a contest to fuck on everything in your room while you were on vacation.
What exactly do I say to a random stoner hookup to thank him for ending my dry spell? Is it awkward to just say "Thanks for that. It was well needed."
We went the strip club and out of no where the waitress brings him over a quesadilla and a jäger bomb and says your usual!! He swore he had never been there before
So he came on my stomach this morning and I totally forgot about it until after you poured that body shot.
We were wearing togas. So having sex was really easy to do without taking any clothes off.
Drunk Karaoke resulted in only 8 injuries this time, so there is some improvement.
How do you politely tell someone to get out of your house in Russian
I keep worrying the police are going to come looking for us.
For which one? Starting a fire on my porch or having sex on my porch?
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
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