Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
gotta love it when a reminder comes up on your phone and u think u forgot about a meeting or something then u read it and its only to remind me to go to the titty bar at 3
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
i do some of my deepest thinking on my wednesday morning walks of shame
I spent an hour trying to convert bar outfits to church outfits. Its hard.
I brought his matress to the living room we're laying on it listening to rick james drinking vodka
My mom ate salad out of the vodka bowl
I still have his teeth marks on the base of my penis. You didnt miss much
FYI, Sammie and I made the executive decision that we're getting a pet octopus and keeping it in the ballpit. Just thought you should know.
Dude, you were so wasted she couldn't wait. She was grinding your face while you were passed out in the yard.
I had very briefly met him a few years ago. My friend was tired of hearing us both complain about being horny. She figured she would fuck two birds with one stone.
So I just stole my deans keys to break into the dining hall to get coco puffs. I shouldn't have gone to this meeting stoned.
Tequila Tuesdays need to not carry on throughout the week. Having a sad Saturday
He kept asking for nudes so I sent him a picture another guys dick. He called me ruthless.
Of course I fucked him. He's a professional beat boxer, his entire job is to do complicated shit with his tongue.
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