bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
i upgraded from drunk texts to drunk e-mails...real world here i come
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
Your ass just called me, someone was yelling "awful waffle" and also, " I don't know who's hands are who's anymore"
I woke up next to her will a oven mit taped to my cock. Dear god, I might have tried to use it as a condom.
It's been a long time since I got "Talk about Glen's enormous penis" drunk
You drunkenly hook up with 5 people in one night and suddenly everyone tries to party with you.
I sent him a tit pic with the caption, "Mt. Arie and Mt. Hola are ready for expedition." Too nerdy?
Update. A gay dude just told me I'm the most beautiful thing with a vagina he as ever seen. How should I feel about this?
The night is not complete until I am drnk and speaking to inanimate objects
My sister's exploding appendix just cock blocked me...
Elliott peed on my floor and slept in it lol that's a one line description.
I lost my pants last night, she told me I walked into their room after leaving 5 minutes before wearing my thong.....and no pants. I have absolutely no idea where I left them.
I'm not gonna lie, but for some reason I have this strong desire to watch porn with my pint of haagen das.
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