I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
whoa...plan B gets you drunker quicker.
Either he has two lazy eyes or he really likes my tits..
I dumped him because he's never seen star wars. I'm certain I did the right thing.
According to the stories I've heard I decided I was a stuntman after my 6th shot of Jack
He somehow managed to accomplish karate kicking a door down, cockblocking my friend in the room, and writing "tits" all over the house with a blue sharpie.
that beer fried lasagna last night was sooo good
that wasnt beer fried lasagna, you just poured beer on my lasagna
She looks like a junkie muppet...awful
No im the worst roommate ever. Just dump a bucket of water on my head at 8am so i can suffer like i deserve to.
Doing lines off a plate that says, "things go better with coke."
So far in 2016 I told someone id give them a blowjob for lasagna.
First post college job and I got fired within a week. Something tells me that adulthood isn't going to be as much fun as sex and the city led me to believe.
It may be a corded vibrator from the 90s but it gets the job DONE
His dick is social distance approved
Social distance approved?
big enough for me to fuck from six feet away
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