Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
You can't have hate sex in a hallway!!
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
I managed to throw up 90 feet under water, just removed my breathing tube, puked, put it back in. All inclusive is the way to go.
she gave me one of those friendship bracelets and said as long as I wore it it was like an all-access pass to her vagina
Tried to bribe the bartender with wedding cake. Felt bad for not giving her a tip.
So I'm trying to figure out if starting the day running around the quad in a black t-shirt and bikini w/ a drawn on mustache is a good way to start the day...
If he can forgive your lousy blowjobs, you can ignore his terrible driving.
Sadly he is straight as an arrow that is designed by a robot computer from the future with lasers.
This saddens me. Mostly because I want to see the schematics on that robot.
Dick sucking on arrival? or would you like to cash that in later?
I thought adderall would sober me up, but it did NOT.
I'm so glad you support me having casual sex with your uncle
You have the perkiest tits in all of North America. You're fine.
So then edible panties?
Jesus no he likes candy too much, I'd lose a lip
Just made a secret hand shake with my sisters cat. Boredom at its finest.
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