well on the bright side, he charges $60 for an eighth
so he'll probably take me somewhere nice
I wish I could google chicago male strippers on my work computer but I don't feel like talking to HR today
did i really try to jack off an athens police horse last night? please tell me youre kidding..
She asked me to cum on her. ON her. I think we're out of the friend zone
did i walk over a car last night?
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
Seeing Grandma lick chocolate sauce off of the male stripper was definitely not the way I planned to enter the world of legal drinking.
didn't realize her mom was home while we were fucking, but she's oddly okay with it. she made us food afterwards. but then kept talking about having grand kids the whole time. is it time to bail?
Also, my phone suggested the phrase “puke in the mailbox" how many times have I had the need to text that to people?
I can't decide if this outfit makes me look like a pirate. I also can't decide if I care if it does.
It's finals week and I'm halfway done with this bag of wine and don't plan on stopping. Say goodbye to my GPA
She yelled out "MCDREAMY" mid orgasm
So, I gotta figure when the nurses at the emergency room noticed my new hair cut it means I'm there too often, right?
May I the honors of taking your dick tonight?
The honor would be all mine.
Dude my roommate just peed out the window
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