Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
so let's talk penis.
the semester is winding down: time to procrastinate by googling cheap keg options
I tried telling you she just blew me in the bathroom but you were too busy making out with her to listen
Just crossed the line from casual pregrame to public intoxication. Shotgunning in a bus shelter.
He told me my butthole was like "Narnia" and that it's a wonderful place he would like to visit.
Do you think if I tell the hot Santa at work that I want a sugar daddy for Christmas that he'll get the hint?
Do I like my job? I just bought 1/2 oz of pot from my supervisor at work. At a discount. And he said, "pay me whenever."
Thanks to that wedding, I got to use the term "finger bang" more than I have since high school.
Again. I'm very sorry I tried to poke your eye out. You've been aware of my inability to aim since day one.
My new boobs got me 12 drinks at the concert. Whose the real winner here?
We celebrated our relationship by shotgunning beers on his lawn in our underwear. I may have to marry this man...
His exact words: "I don't have anything you can't treat with antibiotics."
School supplies are right next to the margarita mix at target. Its a sign
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