you can still come hang out if you want
I really don't feel like watching you play video games
Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
It was a rude awakening when I turned on my phone and the first thing I saw was a picture of David's dick with a face on it, I need to stop drinking in his basement...
You guys tried to boil water to fill up the empty hot tub. After the fourth trip back with the kettle you gave up.
do you think semen can infect my impacted wisdom tooth
Sorry for my penis texting you last night, I can't control what he wants at 4am.
maybe you should do the old hyperventilate, take a shot of vodka, sniff someone's hair trick
I've never been more scared for my virginity in my life. And I lost my virginity almost 6 years ago.
Fun Fact: I do not remember what its like to be sober between drinking off and on for two weeks at my "vacation" and being on painkillers for my mouth now
This guy dressed as a piece of paper for Halloween, I felt it was only necessary to sign his penis
Who the fuck gets injured on a merry-go-round? HOW IS IT POSSIBLE??
So from zero to dumpster fire, how shitty do you feel this morning? I'm hovering somewhere around trainwreck.
short story short, i just screamed anal seepage in the middle of a diner.
Like how do you live your life and have never made a grilled cheese? The audacity of some people
Every time I look at him 'Relax' by Frankie Goes to Hollywood plays in my head. Is that weird?
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