apparently you CAN get banned from Nascar.
YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
WAKE UP. GET ME THE PILL. AND SAVE MY LIFE
i thought i was the drunkest one there til some girl puked in the tip jar.
So I purposely left a bunch of metal in my pockets so that the smokin hot TSA officer would give me a pat down. Airport security just got fun
He took a banana and in front of everyone showed her how he wanted it done.
I hope, cuz I was gunna get "celebritory drunk" but now I have to get "I'm disappointed drunk"
Come over, we're having a tea party. And by a tea party I mean we're drinking whiskey from tea cups.
There's a chance I told a cop that I was ready for him to strip I may have even taken some ones out of my purse and stuck them in his holster
Got dumped. Now accepting nominations for my extra Dave Mathews ticket. No xboyfriends. Must cast final votes by Monday. Good luck everyone
I'm eating Swedish fish out of my boobs and watching SOA.. There is no way your Tuesday night will be better than mine.
I'm driving to his house to eat chicken and hopefully have an orgasm
admittedly, geting that drunk in front of my last two exes wasnt a good idea
probably didn't help that you cheated on them with each other either
I can see. My condolences to your vagina.
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