What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
so apparently i worked out for over an hour last night. drinking is the only way i will ever get anything done
I'm actually agreeing with glenn beck. What the FUCK was in that margarita?!
I wasnt that drunk. Throwing the table off the third story was totally logical.
The liquor store wont accept checks from us anymore.
does pizza still have the 5 second rule in the bubble bath?
you're a mystery wrapped in an enigma. wrapped inside a burrito.
Although I am concerned about who made the decision to let you loose in a bridal show I am proud to see you in a sombero again.
Finally better. I had to use eye makeup remover to get the purple wine stains off my lips
There is a hole in her door about 2 inch in diameter. You may see me on YouPorn
I would have cried, probably tears of wine, but cried nonetheless.
Are you ok?
They gave me a cat until I fall asleep. His name is fluffy because he's fluffy.
Are there edibles for sale in the Denver airport because if so bring those to my mouth
i do my most serious thinking while screwing her. ive pondered everything from quantum physics to the life cycle of a badger. if i keep this up ill have a phd in no time.
I ripped ass in on and around her face during a hard 69. I don't think she'll ever call me again.
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