so, on facebook you can become a fan of butt sex, and also premarital sex, but not premarital butt sex, which is what I was aiming for.
He threw up over the balcony and blamed it on an invisible garden gnome.
Just spent five minutes taking pictures of my hands for some random guy.
Thanks for reminding me why I talk about you behind your back. Get laid.
she said "lets play dickbreaker!" and then threw my blackberry at my dick as hard as she could.
no you cant smoke seaweed
tan lines, throwing up everclear on the beach, doing lifeguards, tequila...summer.
The gyno asked how many partners i've had... I said ummmm she goes ok then i'll just put down ten.
Well when you're drinking tequila mixed with water out of a steve Austin cup I really don't think acquiring a straw is your main priority
One last question would your parents let me sleep in your bathtub for the night?
I was high fiving everyone. I even high fived with the wall for doing such a good job suporting the ceiling and keeping us alive.
That's like the cock version of a mortal kombat fatality.
GUESS WHOSE BEST FRIEND IS OUT OF PRISON!
I opened my bookbag to put my laptop in and I found two granola bars and a pregnancy test. I am clearly prepared for life
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
He said watch this and then went and tripped into a group of 40 year old women, now he's leaving the club with them.
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