I had a dream last night where you were a transsexual in a low cut blue dress with lovely long brown hair. You were very pretty. I hope you are well.
i have more money on itunes than i do in my bank account... college.
dude totally just got the jungle juice out of my white top. i am really ready to be a trophy wife.
there comes a time in a mans life when you ask yourself, will i fake love for blowjobs? and the answer is always yes
Dude their dog does tricks for sips of beer. He keeps going up next to people and trying to shake. This is awesome.
My building was evacuated who wants to quake and bake
don't say the first was when I crawled under into the dressing room
I just want dates and sex but the option to have that with whoever whenever I want
Well I was thinking of taking him out for drinks then lecturing him about his drinking... kind of like an open minded intervention
I'm totally going to bang the cable guy tonight. I'm so pumped
It was somewhere in between an airport security patdown and a medical examination. No groping or squeezing, just brief pokes and pats.
Dad is celebrating turning 45 by being drunk in a department store before two o'clock.
My vagina is very pro this idea
Rarely does a man I fucked with upgrade from me
Drinking wine while working. Yay.
Just had sex at the YMCA.
We are so productive today.
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