one two three fourrrrnication!
Just saw a group of asian tourists in safari outifts bow in thanks to the starbucks guys. And no Im not high.
What did you even date her?
because emotionally unstable girls are great in bed.
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
He was pretty out of it. He heard crickets outside, and thought it was the laptop. So he put his ear to it, rubbed the keyboard, and said "tell me your secrets."
Man, i was looking at the pictures i took last night in one i was on the Kentucky line fist pumping with a hobo..wth happened?
I just found your spare underwear and the half eaten granola bar you left in my purse.
thanks for carrying me to bed.. and sorry for trying to roll down the hallway to escape.
You can do it. What doesn't kill us just drives us to drink
If you two are having sex, stop. I have something really important to ask you about psychics.
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
If you buy me a steak I will make the extra effort to ride you. If not, I'm just gonna lay there.
Blacked out and Irish exited last night. At dinner. On a Sunday.
Are you alone?
No, but I have to leave him in my bed while I go on this date.
The salt made it so good this margarita is touching my soul. I swear I'm not high BUT I want elote in a cup with the insides of a shrimp taco. I think that would make my life complete.
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