how can u be prego again
ha- omfg whatt the fuck is wrong w me. Alcohol+third cousins= bad decisions
Peanut Butter and turkey sandwich...this may come back to haunt me
you should just get pregnant. that way you don't need to decide on a career.
I swallowed your vile semen and you don't know what color my fucking eyes are!?
You covered in salsa con queso would take care of all of my cravings right now
I wish I has some fucking Fairy God Parents, I want a kit kat so bad.
I feel like I had a lobotomy last night. I blacked out. Did we try to stick my Penis in a beer bottle?
and everything will be beautiful and nothing will hurt and we will eat nachos
We're not in high school anymore. I'm not going to pretend to be impressed as he butchers my favorite songs on his guitar. I just wanted to get laid.
Russians do not operate on the same level as the rest of us. hoping I wake up tomorrow
I remember saying your puke looked like a jellyfish and you got very offended.
Send me one of your boob pics as an example. I mean this in the straightest least lesbian way possible.
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
if my 20s were a chapter in my autobiography, it would be called "the room is spinning and my hands smell like dick"
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