Yup u can hook up with me now and not goto jail
How long do you need to date somebody until it is acceptable to fart in their presence?
The real question is how long do you need to date them to dutch oven them?
currently walking past a fire hyrdrant with a hose already attatched.. this could be dangerous..
i was so blacked out at my family party.. my mom gave markers to all my little cousins. i was tagged by 5 year olds.
Get caught with marijuana. Cop takes piece. Buy new bong. Circle of fun.
Speaking of roommates, Kelsey and I woke up to urine in our trash can. Neither one of us is willing to admit to it so we've come to the conclusion that someone snuck into our room in the middle of the night
U have to come, I miss the sound of you throwing up.
we've coined the Sunday morning ritual of taking out our puke-filled trash cans as The Trash Of Shame
Fun new game when high: sorting socks. Took forever. Was awesome.
Putting all my energy Into finding a polite way to ask my mailman to fuck me in his car.
If I was 5 years younger and single...
She STILL wouldn't fuck you.
How proud should I be that I googled "dildo with wheels" and actually got the result I wanted?
Two questions: is there going to be a bathroom at this party, and can we fuck in it. This will define whether or not I enjoy going to parties with you.
She's chasing the cat around the house hitting it with a cardboard sword yelling "there can be only one!"
Im not as flexible as I once was, but I still managed to get eaten out in the front seat of a hummer behind keddies.
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