I want the hot one, scratch that. anyone.
His dick was so small it sat perched on top of his balls like it was king of his scrotum.
she requested me as her brother on facebook.... biggest. letdown. ever.
we kept pushing you at the prospective students saying go for it, itll make them want to come here
you kept yelling THIS ONES FOR THE ADMISSIONS OFFICE and then youd go in for the kill
So on how many levels of wrong is it that I'm reconsidering my divorce simply because I don't want to go through getting used to shitting around someone again.
I saw a stripper quit while on stage to months ago nothing you tell me will amaze me
I remember key bumps, porn and a mom in my bed. Sums up my day.
that is an amazing summary hahaha
I sent two dick pics to a wrong number and one was in .gif format so it was helicoptering all over the place. I single handedly ruined a child's life.
There is nothing quite so awkward as watching topless bullriding with your mother next to you..
So his roommate walked in on us, went upstairs to tell her bf she has found a new use for the rafters & they must try it.
I wiped my ass with some girl's sock, I would honestly admit if I hate Caitlin's sandwich.
Really this has to stop, if they get any younger we will be breaking the law
I'm watching Netflix with my cats and eating homemade bread. Everyone and everything can go and fuck itself.
I didn’t not spend thanksgiving morning making out with him in a diner parking lot
I just walked in on my dad beating it.. There's not a fucking therapist in ARKANSAS that can help me with that!
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