I really love her but I don't think I can go the rest of my life without anal.
This can't be good. I've realized that I weigh less in the morning after I have had a blackout drunk night than when I work out and eat healthy.
It's going to be great. They guy at the store said 3 shots and you won't be able to feel your face or stop smiling.
whatever it's my dick and i'll put it wherever i want
The only people who have said happy valentines day to me today have been 2 homeless people.
thank you TLC waking up to a water birth on tv really put the cherry on top of my hangover...
i swear, about 40% of my drunken life is spent having sex with him.
His kisses tasted like beef jerky and captain morgan. I'm pretty sure I came before he even took my clothes off.
okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
Is it inception if it feels like another uterus is going to burst out of my current uterus?
Boise Idaho, where you have a one night stand with someone from your town 3 states away and run into them the day you return...
Anyone who has court these next few days keep your head up & smile knowing we broke the County Record with 27 underage consumptions
If drinking had a "new high score" I think I hit it this weekend.
A person can only vomit Fireball so much before they quit it forever
I am going to constantly be reminded of you for the next couple of days because of how sore my vagina is. It's just the price I have to pay.
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