normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
maybe if you didn't yell 'buh duh duh da duh da dats all folks' when you came she wouldn't have left last night
GUESS WHAT I JUST LICKED
I feel like half our conversations start this way.
I walk in and my mom takes one look at me and just says, ".... Consequences"
Dude I pulled down his pants and he already had a condom on
she is medically diagnosed as a nympho. she has the paper to prove it. hell. fucking. yeah.
Playing a game in life called "how far can I make a man travel for a booty call"
There're making snowcones with the leftover vodka from last night. This is not the time to be making up excuses!
I don't think my body can handle the alcohol I want to put in it anymore.
He's probably hung over. I sure as hell am. I want to pop out my eyeballs with a fork and soak them in cold water
Fuck that guy and his dumb haircut and awesome dick
i sent him a nude and he responded 6 hours later
what did he say?
"oh m god,,, whow '!!!!nm"
Bring me pizza. I'll trade you your underwear you left here for 2 slices.
she just kept pointing at the cows and calling them field penguins
You tried to see how many socks you can stuff in yor mouth and I just put on a damp sock. Is this what bestfriends have come to these days???
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