Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
bahahaha. this guy working at subway literally has someone's name tattooed on his arm, crossed out, and another name below it.
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
i think you broke pat's ankle when you drove over it... he's freaking out but on a more serious note i'm 99% sure i saw a werewolf
you were sitting on the floor eating oats. how should i react?
Yeah he doesn't get it. We had to change the subject to Keanu reeves before someone got hurt.
judging by my wet hair I would guess I showered at the bartenders apt last night?
the repo guy said it was the first time he'd ever started to repo a car with someone fucking inside of it. he might have said 'doing it' instead.
Hey that girl we tagged team last night invited me to her birthday on Facebook, remind me to be sick that day.
Then he claimed me as his prize for 3rd place in a wing eating contest. Too romantic.
The homeless woman that called me a "dirty looking cunt" the other day, was standing outside Starbucks today with a sign that said "Jesus loves you."
I sang Seal's Kiss From a Rose to my quesadilla
She said she didn't feel right fucking on her parents dining room table I grabbed the only thing around bubblewrap she blew me for creativity
My desperation for dick was off put by his anime figure collection.
i woke up on someones kitchen floor, and i used the gps in my phone to find my way home. im really glad you forgot about me.
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