who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
im letting my talent of no gag reflex go to waste
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
The only thing I can remember you saying is "I won't cut pizza like this when I'm older."
When i walked in, you were in bed with a hot chick rolled up in a green blanket and said you were acting like a caterpillar..
i feel like verizon should give a sexter of the month award
Missed another period
I almost hope you're pregnant, this is unfair.
Well apparently I'm no fun since I won't have a threesome with him and my mother.
You were so high you insisted on spoon feeding me your KFC bowl while I was driving.
Was who let the dogs out playing?
Ya. You started barking when it ended
Tip of the day: Don't ever send a bootycxall at 3 in aftnoon. No one will respond n u'll just feel fooolish.
Trying to roll joints on a seadoo in the middle of a lake on a windy night. -Juststonerthings
Was it you I was with where I saw a guy open a beer with his butt?
I dunno. The drunker I get, the easier econ gets. I may be onto something here.
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
How bad is it that I can say that this isn't the first time a married man, who is in the military, has tried to make me his mistress?
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