Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
Aj just asked if we were going to the bulldog tonight..i told her no because of the expense and tests coming up..but mostly because i don't want herpes
Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
I love how my cats smell like pot.
sometimes i think my sole purpose in life is to cockblock my roommate
Just an FYI: The offer for you to come snow blow my driveway in return for sexual favors is still on the table
We are lost and the only things we have are peanut brittle, cookies and vodka. I think we'll make it.
you shall refer to me as my indian name from now on...running with dumb cunts
Gina was bawling her eyes out and then she ran into the street and peed. she kept screaming "LOOK WHAT YOUVE DONE TO ME"
We fucked then made friendship bracelets, his mother taught him right!
Bro that's the last time I try to stick my penis in a bowl of jello. I can't believe your sister ate that, did she not see my dick mold
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
I was driving around a golf cart with a keg in the back before I got caught by the cops. First slow speed chase ever
You'll probably laugh but I am currently in bed in the fetal position wrapped in only my ninja turtles towel. Save me.
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