I may just buy something cuz i have 6 weddings in the next year and a half.
Holy shittt I don't even have a bf
I don't remember coming home but there is cereal EVERYWHERE
Dude... Hand job in the lake... It was as weird as it sounds.
He got drunk and insisted on licking my eyeball and called it a test of my trust in him.
I don't remember. I remember laying in the trunk of a car. For hours.
I don't even know if I LIKE sober sex any more.
Dude, it's not gay. It's winter.
Dude, my sex life is so sad since I started having feelings.
Sleeping with just one person sucks
My life has evolved from screwing randos, ok?
We figured you were on something when you said that your nipples couldn't hear the music.
I masterbated to his instagram page. Too far or....?
Note to Self: Never again eat a weed brownie by yourself two hours before a tornado warning in your exact location.
Can't we just go back to fucking and having your boyfriend think you're completely straight?
You smell like a steam boat captain.
Whatever your on right now, I want.
Whatever douche. I sucked the dick that made you. I. Win.
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