Fuck you I wanted that fabulous flaming homo to win american idol...its like we lost the gay marriage vote...again
You gave him head? He fingered you? A little bit of make out?
WHAT THE FUCK ITS LIKE YOU WERE THERE
I wishh there was a lost and high section in walmart cause I would be there right now
Ya know, I lied. I wouldn't mess with him. Not because of the crazy/rehab issues... but because he wears tank-tops.
I have an odd instinct I wont find my underwear tonight
I'm sensing a Yuletide blow job in your future and by future I mean tomorrow
I really wanted to suck your dick, but I also didn't want to miss any of the movie
I would have dumped her already but between the 4 hr bjs and our shared love of enjoying thirsty Thursday naked while watching basketball I'd say its the best shot at love ill ever have
Had sex with one of the guys from Ireland. Celebrating st pattys early.
My greatest achievement in life thus far is being the go to friend when you have questions about butt plugs.
THERE IS A DOG IN THE CLUB. I repeat a dog in the club. I might have laid down and petted it..I have no shame.
Uhm I have a bottle of tequila, a gallon of orange juice, and leggings. Now ask me again how hard im going? And that doesn't cover tomorrow.
I drank all the wines... and all th Doritos. Whilst watching Fat Camp. I need to reassess my values.
I got all the way to work before I realized there were Trojans in my bra.
It's difficult when the romantic and the hedonist in me are fighting. I want him to respect me and hopefully pursue an actual relationship, but then I remember he fucks like a GOD and loves my kink. Oh, life's hard.
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