He bought me ice cream and then I gave him a bj
I think that's fair trade off
yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
Reading in my econ of energy textbook about the US' largest oil spill from the 1990's.. guess i can't sell this one back either
the plan is to continue having sex with all three of them until my birthday, and then once they've given me their presents, they can find out about each other.
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
she got kicked out of the bar for shoving german chocolate cake in the bartenders face. we were there less than a minute
I cannot be this high in this house. This house has so many of my secrets in its walls.
Is it too early to start a donation jar for my 4th of july hospital bills?
I drank it. I drank the beer from '78. I drank my bday beer, I drank my soul
i snuck out to taco bell in my hospital gown earlier
I'm sorry for drunkenly throwing a spoon at you and then laughing at your pain.
You are in my phone as "Thigh Gap" and you apparently work for "DO NOT DRUNK TEXT, INC." That is why I called you six times last night. So unless you take a second job at "NO DRUNK DIALING LLC" expect more. PS I am sober so this is legit.
It's almost sad. It's like the Harambe of vagina stories really.
I am literally watching TV with sunglasses on because the brightness hurts my hangover
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