Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
All I remember was yelling at him, "Its becasue of people like you that it took us so long to get to the moon!"
if you wouldnt have been fucking me hard and crazy like that then my bed wouldn't have broke. you owe me 600.
so you admit it was good then??
Seriously? Time stamp. 2:31 AM. And I am taking self potraits with a tree. Betty Ford anyone?
I wanna get "leaving my dick in charge" drunk.
I stole so many things from the ER last night.
Please tell me why there is some girl tied to our toilet?
Getting business cards printed for tonight. Would you rather be: 1. Vice President of Argentina 2. Celebrity Dental Assistant or 3. Dial-Up Internet Technician
3. Dial-Up Internet Technician.
Thanks for walking over, a conversation about David Bowie's dick as a muppet is exactly what my day was missing.
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
I woke up with a bloody knee, 6 burn marks on my thigh and glitter nails If anyone asks I'm going to say You came into town
Me too like the fact they didn't arrest me wants to send them an edible arrangement
Homeboy just asked me to strip for him. He should not be this horny and allowed to be in Vegas with his kid.
i haven't seen you in two years and we have like 16 hours, all i want is cuddles, wine, and some light groping
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