ok i said sorry. what else do you want?
100 blowjobs
i also saw a trio of peacocks walking along a sidewalk in hollywood today. i really hope im not tripping.
It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
Going to pass out with da shoes on. hugging wallstreet journal from tuesday. please check me for liveliness in the morning.
For the record, saying you're friends with the owner doesn't work when the owner is the one throwing you out.
The milf did the body paint, come to the bar
think he just told me if I need to shit I should go outside.
The reality is I'm 24 and I have terminal breast cancer. Fuck yeah I'm going have sex with every hot guy I can. What, am I gonna worry about getting an STD or pregnant at this point? If I'm gonna die, I want to have any many big dicks as I can while I'm still able.
I jumped out of a moving car going sixty into my driveway because I had to shit so bad. It is not a good day today.
who was i chillin with last night? i woke up in a storage unit
Yeah I mean once a gun is being waved around, its probably a good time to leave the party
But the music was sooo good
you seriously don't remember..? but then again, you were taking shots by yourself for like 30mins
I just used Bacardi to dry out poison ivy.
Not even a manhunt keeps my brother and his friends from the bars
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