Ana's brother is visiting for the wknd. He came back to our place last night drunk to find me passed out naked it in the shower with the water still running. I was still drunk. We decided it was a good idea to have sex and sleep on the bathroom floor. Woke up this morning spooning and using my towel as a pillow.
told my boyfriend i was a virgin so he wouldnt feel bad since he is. now hes asking why his dick is so itchy. should i tell him why?
i don't see why you should, it's not like you told the other guys with the itchy dicks.
i wish i could, but i promised myself i wouldn't sleep with anyone who couldn't grow a beard for a while. it's not you, it's crosby.
just fucked my old babysitter, gotta love block parties
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Isn't it statistically impossible for THAT many ugly people to be in one place at one time?
He's tryingto open a beer with a Police baton. Cut him off or see where this leads?
6 tequila shots, 3 kamikazes and 1 rumplemintz.. The next day I puked in my office trash can while doing payroll. I may have to dock my own pay for lack of class.
hes like bread. how could bread be dangeous
Im quite confident that my struggle with sobriety ended last night sometime after dinner
Had sex outside for the third time last night. Mosquito bites all over my ass, and i think i have a rash on my nipples. When will i learn.
Just wait till winter
As you were leaving you yelled at the owners that the stairs weren't suitable for "intoxacapated" people and promptly fell down them.
So I WAS right.
We gotta locate my vibrators and get them stashed away STAT
Do you ever just admire your boobs?
My mom just used the chap stick I used right after giving him a blow job. I am a horrible daughter :(
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