this is going to sound stupid but when I was drunk and thought I was a stripper where I did toss my pants?
He went down on me and then slapped my ass saying "thanks for the confidence boost"... is this all I'm good for?
MTV Made just made me cry. Where have all of my life goals gone?
Someone just proposed in Subway. Trying not to laugh.
well she hit her head and had a concussion. i had to make out with her to keep her awake.
You're really doing everyone a disservice by wearing pants all the time.
I definitely made out with a high school student last night while his sister and my brother were in the same room. I think we're all traumatized by the situation.
Just had the best random sex ever with a girl I picked up from a pro choice rally uptown. God bless the Democratic National Convention.
I'm watching a man in drag spread food products on his face my life is spiraling out of control.
He would drink pee if it was in a beer can
Because guys aren't supposed to cry. Especially when it's over a dude singing a Christmas carol.
Well I think I made it pretty obvious I wasn't in to it. I was drinking a beer while he was going down in me
I wish you were awake and high the same times I was awake and high. And also in the same state. So we can fuck passionately.
Ive completely stopped wearing makeup. Not even eyebrows. Thats how sick of wisconsin I am.
You can have my vag. Its useless without you.
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