I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
i wish that i had sketchier friends so that it would be easier to get drugs
You go to school with some of the ugliest girls I've ever seen... How are you not getting laid?
Walk of Shame time yet?
Dude she's 6"2, blonde and on the cheerleading team. I look like Seth Rogen's fatter, unfunny brother. What shame am I supposed to be feeling?
Theres also beggin' strips and a dog bone in the corner...nooo signs of there being a dog though.
If it's any consolation, I've been sitting in the hallway in assless chaps for the past thirty minutes
if she didnt wantt to be febrezed, she shouldnt have smelled so desperate.
Woke up with two different flip flops on sum burnt at the beach. Who are these French kids plz come back
he said he was going grocery shopping but when he came back all he had was a jumbo bag of pancake mix and case of beer.
the essentials, lol
In honor of Dennis Farina dying, I'm offering up free mustache rides...2 takers so far.
Not only did my parents pick me up from his hotel room in the morning, but he also came outside and had a casual little chat with my dad through the driver's side windrow.
I just told the joker that my vagina is the bat cave and he needs to infiltrate it.
Was Mr. ROBOT good? I missed it. I just fucked dental hygienist on the trampoline in my backyard
Turns out I screen transfered my streaming trucker restroom porn vid to the downstairs neighbors'TV instead of my own, damn you chromecast
I don't want to sleep with any other woman but you but I want to try this whole mother daughter thing that would be nuts
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