Its official, cigarettes are now more expensive than weed
i lost my life and panties somewhere between the 15th and 16th round of slap the bag.
Well, of course, to the untrained eye I look like a slut.
Now he's galloping around the bar. I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
Ive yelled into your vagina. There are few lines we haven't crossed at this point.
He has pizza coupons and a hammer next to his toilet.
There is a positive side to a sinus infection. Exclusively cowgirl sex. I've convinced her I'd pass out if I had to do the work.
The bartender charged us for drinks. Life is different.
If he survived pride he can survive a gay bar
He said that I looked like a "ghost had crawled up into my vagina and died"..so yeah, I'd say the hangover was noticeable.
Red flag bro. Her only friends are barflys and a teen with a fake ID
I should not be so motivated by a penis, but I am
this is the last time i am going to a 7am booty call
It is 5:00PM and I'm just now putting on underwear.
WHERE THE FUCK AM I? AND WHO PUT DUCK TAPE ON MY NIPPLES! MY NIPPLES!!!!!!
Wait til you see what we did to Dave. Hairy bastard will never be the same
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