It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
Brought out my three foot martini glass last night, that explains why I haven't left my bed all day long.
Im holding a competition......who saw me last, and who knows how my nose got bruised? you earn points for answering either question. and for bringing me water.
I was giving him a handjob and he commented that he loved my nailpolish....I'm destined to die a fag hag
Trick or treaters just rang our doorbell
Give them the moldy beer cans, we need to get rid of those
I started rolling down the window so he pulled into a gas station and i puked all over the side of the car while some dude stared at me. I waved and we drove away
Within the span of 10 minutes, I managed to make a slip 'n slide on his stomach, threatened to pee on him, kneed myself in the eye, and almost fell asleep on the toilet....in that order.
They came over the loud speaker and said "no laying on the dance floor.." I thought i was dancing, but apparently that's just the way it started out.
You got banned for life from a $30 a night motel. What are you doing with your life?
That makes sense.. A good Bj is a trump card in any argument
No one with a hairstyle like that is allowed to insult anyone for anything
I am now picking what guy I will hang out with based on how many Pokémon they live near.
Dude... the time we have in life to be young and trivial is so incredibly short. I think we should drink tonight.
My boyfriend and my fuck buddy are going to the strip club together... Should I be concerned?
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
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