I have nothing to say, just wanted ur phone to vibrate
she uses ice cubes and hums anything I want. Last night was Welcome to the jungle. it wasnt lost on me shes a puma. no shame in that 30+ game.
just bought a $25 eighth from a chick who has a kid. i'm helping my community out right?
Hashbrowns don't come out your nose as easily as you would think
they told me they were banning four lokos so yeah i did have to buy 42 of them
Her gay brother kept hitting on me and cockblocking me. Don't even begin to tell me how bad your night was.
vodka bottle broke. scooping it out of the plastic tub with a shot glass into a sprite bottle using a ziplock bag as a funnel and straining the glass out with paper towels. good thursday night?
Btw...pregnancy boobs are amazing. I don't recommend pregnancy in general but the boobs are good.
I'm going out w/ her for her b-day in a bit. I just talked to one of her drunk friends on the phone who asked if I could "handle 7 lesbian." This could be interesting.
Remember those girls from the bar? The tall and short blondes?
Is this a story I am going to hate you for?
I wasn't a groupie because I didn't carry his guitar home
Was having the best sex dream I've had in a while and only woke up when I heard my grandma fall down the stairs.
I've finally done it, I've downloaded some messenger lesbians like to use because some girl wanted to flirt.
Congrats, you're all grown up now.
I FEEL LIKE A GAY BUTTERFLY
Woke up this morning to a bunch of snapchats of you drunkenly yelling at grasshoppers. Good night?
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
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