Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
Who has a tranny cab driver? I have a tranny cab driver.
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
I just woke up and checked my e-mail, and apparently while drunk I bought a blowtorch. Thought you'd want to know.
50 year old business women like dick too. Come on she said you looked like Ricky Martin.
Oh my god I'm so bored. The virgin is so disinteresting when I'm not trying to cum on her face.
About six hours after the bottle of smirnoff, I was googling "losing your stomach lining" and calling my mom for help. She has experience.
I believe its time to stop celebrating Thanksgiving. I've been drunk for over a week. If my liver doesn't give out, and I'm not pregnant I will truly have something to be thankful for.
Would you have sex with a guy wearing a Batman mask?
It's all hypothetical, I don't have a Batman mask... yet...
I was smelling my bathroom to make sure it didn't reek of weed...I spaced out and realized I was face to the wall sniffing it for 5 minutes.
I am thankful for thumbs.
Because without thumbs, we would be dolphins.
Land dolphins.
I woke up to rachel asking "did anyone else fall out of a tree last night?"
She said if you lived here it would be like the x rated version of 3's company
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
I need to get laid. Right now that freshman frat pledge & my Econ professor are the leading candidates
That’s quite a spread
Randomize
