that girl looks like she smells like hot dog water...
you know i'm gay cause i'd have sex with lady gaga. what straight man would say that?
Admitting I go to nursing school is my subtle way of saying, yes, I know every muscle in your penis and how to effectively use them.
I'd say I should re evaluate my life choices, but I'd make the same decisions only faster and wearing a push up bra.
Then again, I'm single and napping with a stuffed yoda doll...so I'm not the world's authority on shit.
If you're not peeing in public bi-monthly, you're not really living.
I'm happily sitting on the toilet cause I'm too tired to move. I'm considering making this my permanent residence. It has a lot to offer.
We have a vagina exchange agreement. Neither of us can hook up with any of our own law firm's summer associates. So we have a scout and referral program and invite each other to the other firm's summer events. Criss-cross!! Works every summer.
You must take up my position now. You must pass out in awkward places as I taught you... Sears a hotel elevator and Burger King bathroom. You potential for greater young grasshopper.
Reminder: You could have had sex with me while wearing a tiara.
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
It's gonna be me and some oreos tonight. Basically like sex
Tell me why i'm looking through my medical records and the last thing it said about my labor was 'vagina was explored'!?
before i could order beers she was on stage 69ing with a stripper
The last time I went out with these guys I won an iced tea maker from a drag queen.
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