They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
Well for one thing, she was eating rice with a shot glass.
Nothing says fuck you quite like putting your used condom in someones mailbox for them to find in the morning.
gross. I think i'll just donate all my eggs. My children will be incredible, but they're not welcome in my womb
Like it was the Mama Mia of shit shows. That bad.
Ahahhahaha I'm not that stupid but then again I thought cabo was in Africa until yesterday
i'm exhausted. do you know how hard it is to put together an outfit that is professional enough to secure a babysitting job yet slutty enough to let him know i'm down for sex during naptime?
So the bartender tried kicking me out but i screamed im an RA you cant kick me out
Just did a "spirit of homecoming" bump off a stranger's credit card. A stranger that dropped us off at home. Erica's bad. How do allllll of the Eastern Europeans know how to find drugs so easily?!?
she got the mcdonald's logo tattooed on her ass. sober. yesterday at noon.
You made me drive your car so you could give the dude from the parking lot a BJ in the back seat. Classy.
I'm good. Got my nipples pierced and threw my back out. 🙌
The beauty of getting kicked out of college again is I can fuck my professor's brains out and she can't get fired now
god i just can't wait for finals to end so i can just masturbate all day and night
If he doesn’t slap your ass with his drumsticks, then I don’t wanna hear about it.
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