One girl and one boy is just not enough.
Ok im wearing a joe flacco jersey and full stick on unibrow and hardly anyone else dressed up omg
Omg suz!! take the unibrow off
No! im just getting hammered instead
You going to midnight mass? we need a dd
Dude you spent the last hour of the night in the bathroom crying, asking someone why you will never be as smart as Mr.Feeney from boy meets world.
all you kept saying from the spare room was "can you bring me a puke bowl...and the cat"
you made your own hammock out of a towel and duct tape.
oh my god its dad's weekend for the sororities i can't wait to throw up in front of all these parents
Pretty sure the cab driver can even smell the sex coming from between my legs
So I'm trying to figure out if starting the day running around the quad in a black t-shirt and bikini w/ a drawn on mustache is a good way to start the day...
Then my perve supervisor asked about your vagina. And I was like nunya, but its glorious
Well I woke up naked, with a santa hat on, and a bag of beef jerky next to me. So yeah, I would say it was a pretty successful trolley
You thanked me for a delicious cock and tacos...
I've run into almost every guy I've ever slept with today. It's like they know just how horny I am.
This is random but I just wanted to thank you for all the things you taught me sexually in life.
Apparently i disappeared and no one found me until the morning , but i have fifty missed calls
Randomize
