seeing an 80 year old woman puke in the bushes changes everything...
that's spring break in florida for ya
oh yeah I know that guy. he's legit. slept in my closet a few times
She's legit crying about wanting more sex. Holy shit.
The walls are thin & apartments are narrow so all the bedrooms are next to each other. Our complex could compete in synchronized orgasms.
You and the dog were competed for the water dish
Christopher Columbus didn't sail the ocean blue so I would have to go to class and not have sex with my boyfriend
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
YOUUUU FUCKING FURRYYYY
I DIDN'T COME HERE TO BE SLANDERED LIKE THIS
No idea but I'm preparing for 4 tequila shots and tons of vomit
Dude she literally licked him. He was covered in cheese and in her high state what else was she gonna do?
Places I vomited today: hotel bathroom, in the cab to the airport, airport bathroom, airport terminal trashcan, plane seat 18E, and the plans bathroom
Fun wedding?
Yes. Very.
yeah, i thought because of the nature of his job he would have been better at it, but i guess there's a difference between a bagpipe and vagina
How I know I would be an awful mother....I just stirred the bong up with a baby fork. A literal baby fork....
yeah we're all naked, and I think we just shaved Chad.
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
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